"Don't get the Dr. Pepper" ;)
When someone calls my name:

theadventureland:

Expectation:

Reality:

Had an argument with your mom

mystinkybutt:

and you overhear her on the phone telling people her version of it.

damnthatswhatshesaid:

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picsauce:

CRAP?!

picsauce:

CRAP?!

Sneakily glancing at someone your friend said is cute

Expectation:



Reality: